Sometimes I get weird, share more than you would care to know, gross you out, or get moody. Usually nobody knows when I will be grouchy except me (and that’s only the day of) but you don’t care. You laugh when I get weird, and not the bad laughing; it’s the kind of laughing that makes me not feel stupid. When I share more than you would like to know, you just say “shhhhh I love you” and then kiss me to shut me up. When I gross you out you don’t show or say it. You let me realize for myself (which doesn’t take long since I’m so self consious) and then laugh it off with me. When I’m moody, grouchy, irritated, you don’t care. You work around it and make me feel so much better, no matter what the problem is. I couldn’t even begin to imagine another guy doing this for me <3 I love you.
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I’m bored, so let’s do this.
The Red Tostitos.((Black Onion Dip. Wait, what?))
// Khaki BBQ Wings. Or maybe just Khaki Wings.
… what.
We are…
THE BLACK BURRITO!!!
*VIOLENTLY HEADBANGS*
The Blue Pretzel
Uhhh….
Black Pasta……?
i shit you not, the blue waffles
THE BLUE EGGS
gray chicken breasts…
ok…
Pink Ice Cream? Awwwwww SWEET!
Red Lasgana
Black Vanilla
Aw yeah!
The Black Turkey Dogs
The Navy Brown Sugar Oatmeal… no… just no.
Blue DIbs XD
WHATS THIS?
WHY, IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG.
Not only does it have a sweet-ass name, but it’s a fucking amazing piece of punctuation.
Does your teacher bitch at you for using a “?” and a “!”? Well then, this is the thing for you! YOU JUST PULL THIS BITCH OUT, AND WIPE THE GRIN OFF THAT MOTHER-FUCKER’S FACE. Watch as their mind is blown that you’re using famous punctuation from the NINETEEN SIXTIES.
True. Fucking. Facts. This glorious character was invented by Martin K. Spekter in 1962. That’s right, even its creator had a bad-ass name.
BUT. ALAS. THIS MIND-BLOWING, ELEPHANT ORGASMING PUNCTUATION NEVER GOT TO BE DECLARED “OFFICIAL”. That’s why it doesn’t show up in all your fancy ass computer fonts.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY‽ I SAY WE BRING BACK THE INTERROBANG. USE IT WHEN YOU CAN. SPREAD THE WORD. RE-BLOG THIS SHIT.
MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG
This post gave my dad and I a $50 gift card at a trivia game once.
because no one else knew what an interrobang was.
You really can learn things on tumblr.
I actually just died at elephant orgasming… did anyone else?
(Source: thankgod-forsatan, via rorysheep)
THERE’S NOTHING AUTOMATED ABOUT ME, MEATBAG.
WAIT WHAT
MY WHOLE WAY OF THING HAS JUST BEEN STAMPED INTO THE GROUND
I’M CRYING I CHECKED IT TUMBLR BOT IS A PERSON HELP I CAN’T BREATHE
GREATEST PLOT TWIST ON TUMBLR
(Source: bubblemahtea, via rorysheep)
okay my 10 year old self was pretty sure that boys would be kissing me by now
most accurate post ive ever read
Yes where are all of my kisses?
(via rorysheep)
Anonymous asked: Because it would be interesting and you would get more followers
I have a bit more sense in my head than to post sexual stuff on tumblr, not even my own, just in general
